Hey, I Gotta Update SOMEDAY...

...So I decided to do one of those journal meme/character quiz thingamajigs!!   This is my first time wasting my time  doing one of these, so here goes!

1)Choose one of your own characters.  (I'm choosing Hailey/Sane Holland, from my old Dark Knight roleplay, smattering in the first AND second rounds of RP1, and some GCH too {mostly first RP1}. )
2) Make them answer the following questions. (Hailey is regular, Sane is italicized.)
3) Then, tag 4 people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Quickie description for the people who are even bothering to read this:  Hailey and Sane Holland are actually one person, thanks to the wonders of schizophrenia, and are old old OLD characters of mine, from way back when I wasn't even creative enough to come up with my own names for characters. XD  Sane was the "original" host of their body, but Hailey, being the uncontrollable bitch she is, took over when she was in her early teens and proceeded to have full control over their body for seven or so years, taking her entire identity, even her name.  When Sane returned, she made her name just that, because she believes herself to be the "sanest" of the two of them.  They are as polar opposite as you can get, and have a very love/hate relationship.  In the hierarchy of my brain, though, they rank pretty high.  Ya could call Sane a bit of a voice of reason.   ANYWHO. O3O

1) What gender are you?
Female, chick, bitch.  Whatever.
Being in the same body sort of infers I'm the same... only less on the bitch part.

2) What is your age?
I'm legal, if that's what you're talkin' about... *wink*
I... we... are around our early 20s.  Hailey never really kept track of how many years passed, and I wasn't exactly able to keep tabs on it for her.

3) Do you want a hug?
Frankly?  I'd rather eat nails.
YES.  It's been YEARS since someone has dared to ask me that!

4) Do you have any bad habits?
You mean other than extreme masochistic habits and talking to the voice in my head?  Nope, doc, I can't say I do!
I bite my lip when I get nervous.  And sometimes I actually listen to Hailey's advice, which NEVER turns out well.

5) What is your favourite food?
Mmm.  PEANUT BUTTER.
I actually have to agree with Hailey.  Good memories. *blush*

6) What is your favourite ice cream flavour?
Rocky road, baby!
I like mint anything, so mint chip.

7) Are you a virgin?
Does this look like the face of a virgin?
U-uh... well... n-no... but for the record Hailey lost hers before I did!
I lost it for BOTH of us, you loon!

8) Have you killed anyone?
...I waste my time even answering your question.  Take a guess. (Hint: I'm a henchgirl for the Joker.)  Dumbasses.
I-It was self defense.  He came at m-me, a-and I didn't know w-what to do...
Dear lord.  Move on to the next question before she has another breakdown.

9) Do you hate anyone?
I hate EVERYONE, by default.  I can count the people I actually find bearable on my hands.
Only sometimes... *pointed mental glare at Hailey*

10) Do you have any secrets?
Yea, anyone who says they don't is lying through their teeth.  Hell if I'm going to tell you any of them though.
I fall in love too easily....

11) What is your favourite season?
Winter.  Dark earlier, easier to hide, but a BITCH if you can't find a place to sleep.
Spring.  Everything seems new, like a brand new beginning.  And it's a relief after the depressing winter.

12) Who are your best friends?
Oh, once upon a time.  No best friends anymore, I realized they weren't worth the effort.
I never really had a chance to make friends.  I wish I had gotten to know Marrietta better sometimes.... She'd probably laugh at me if she heard that, though.  And I think of you as a friend, Hailey, when I can stand you.
Yea, well... feeling is not mutual.  Let's move on.

13) What are your hobbies?
Killing for sport, preferably under what most law enforcement would call 'homicide'.  Driving like my life depends on it.  Usually does, anyway.  Oh, and sex.  Lots and lots of sex.
I always did love art, I think I would have pursued that if a certain 'someone' hadn't come along.

14) What is your favourite drink?
Hard alcohol, hopefully with a good strong dose of JokeCoke, too.
Root beer is sooo good.  I can't get enough!!!

15) When is your birthday?
Forgotten.  Never really cared.
I don't remember much from before... well, let's just say I forgot.

16) What age did you die?
Die?  I don't ever plan on dying.  Fuck science and all that logical crap.  I'm gonna live forever, and mortality can kiss my ass.
I'm dead?!  No no no, Hailey, you promised... you said we weren't-- I wasn't... I-I can't be d-dead!
You're not DEAD, you spazz.  It's just a stupid question.
O-okay... *chews lip*

17) Are you nice or mean?
Oh, golly gee!  I'm just the nicest person in the world!  Right, Saney??
U-uhm... not exactly....
SHUT UP, or the nicest person in the world is going to punch you in the face and strangle you with your own intestines.
That's not really possible....

18) What do you think of your creator?
GODDAMMIT.  DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT FANGIRLING BITCH. *RAGE*
I-I think she means well!  She just... needs to work on actually coming up with happy, non-traumatic plot points for her characters.... Especially *me*, if she's taking suggestions...

19) What is your weakness?
*glare* I hate people PITYING me.  I say good riddance to that Jack parasite, he was always so goddamn caring and worried about us.  Okay, well, you.
*tears up instantaneously*
That should give you a hint as to her weakness. *rolls eyes*

20) How long can you stay under water?
Forever.  I refuse to die, remember? *sarcasm*
Not long.  I've never liked water.

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Kill people, steal stuff, generally fuck up the Bat's life is possible.  Oh, and sex.  Have I mentioned how much I love sex?
Just having control of my own body for a little on a daily basis is a blessing.  And YES, HAILEY.  YOU HAVE.

22) Do you love someone?
I. Do. NOT.
*suppresses smile* "'Tis love, 'tis love, that makes the world go 'round~"
SHUT UP.  NOW.

23) Does that person love you back?
I DON'T LOVE ANYONE! *DEATH GLARE*
I don't know why he would, even if you DID admit it. *sticks out tongue*

24) Do you like me?
No.  You ask too many questions.
Yes.  You ask Hailey too many questions.

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Bothering Jonathan Crane used to be fun... not so much anymore. *glare at him*  And stealing bright green cars.  And sex.  Occasionally IN bright green cars.
I like alone time, which is weird, because I hardly get to see anyone as it is.  I just like the sensation of being able to feel at all.

26) At night?
I've mentioned how much I love sex, right?
Stargazing!  Oh, I've ALWAYS wanted to stargaze!  Damn smog in Gotham!

27) Do you like meatballs?
The need to make that into a perverted joke is irresistible.  Yes, I do love a good meatball.
I'm not much of a meat person... so no, not really.  Especially after that disturbing double entendre there.

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Bleh.  I once lived off those for two weeks, thanks to a job gone wrong forcing us into hiding.  Hated the stuff afterward.  I think I might have even hated them before that....
I get some vague memories of childhood from thinking about it, and the feeling around the memories seem comforting, so I suppose they're nice...?
Hm.  That explains why I hated them before.

29) Are you gay?
Not exactly, it more depends on who it is.  We've established I hate most people, so there isn't much of a selection.  But yes, for a specific Arkham situation that went down (in more ways than one) semi-recently, you could say I'm bisexual.
I'm straight.  Thinking about being like "that", with a girl, is just... icky.

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days...
Which one?  Either way, it isn't much of a challenge to work out.  It'd be nice if there was some strong rope in there too, though....
*blushes ferociously* W-we'd... talk.  Yea.  A lot.  Lots of... talking....

32) What is your place of origin?
United States of America, native of good ol' Gotham city.  I deserve a fuckin' medal for even making it this long, growing up around here.
Yea... what she said.  My mom and dad moved here before I was born so he could be a police officer.  Before, you know, the accident.

33) Large or small family?
Much too large, a whopping one surviving member besides myself, especially since she's stuck in my head.
You mean MY head.  And I really liked my family, even if it was just me, my mom, and my dad--
Whatever.  My ideal family is no family, needless to say.

34) Who are your parents?
*simultaneously* Dead.

35) Do you have a phobia?
I'm not even coming near that question.
Saying all of them might take a while.  How about I just write a list and give it to you later? *nervous laugh*

36) Piercing/tattoos?
A few piercings in my ears, from back in the days when I was weak, before I discovered the wonders of the homemade tattoo.  Getting inked is for boring, waste-of-space people who think it makes them "edgy".  Getting scarred, making your own art across your skin, now that is a tattoo worth showing off.
I don't like tattoos, especially her version of them.  But I do like jewelry, when I can find it, but only small things.  Big jewelry draws too much attention from muggers on someone like me, even with Hailey's "art".

37) Is this quiz over?
Don't waste my time with your stupid questions, jackass.
U-uh... she means, "No."

38) Do you like cats?
If I liked animals, I'd suppose so.  Too bad they remind me too much of Batman's little bed warmer.
Personally, I love cats.  They seem so independent and calm, no matter what they're faced with.  I admire their determination.

39) What’s your lucky number?
Hehehe, that question brings back memories of quite a few WSSC escapades.  Back when the people in it were still worth the time of day.
I like the number 24.  It almost feels like the universe circles around that number, sometimes.

40) What’s your favourite colour?
BRIGHT, GLORIOUSLY ELECTRIC GREEN.  If I had the choice, I'd dye my own blood that perfect shade!  It's one of the few things that I will (grudgingly) admit I actually kind of like.
Blue.  I love all shades of light blue, because it reminds me of the sky, and how it's always there somewhere beyond the smog, even if I can't see it.

41) What colour are your eyes?
Bright green!
No, they're actually brown.  She just wears contacts to make them look green.
*sour scowl*

42) Quick! Someone kissed your love! What do you do?
I DON'T LOVE ANYONE DAMMIT!
....But in the completely hypothetical case I did, WHICH I DO NOT, then I wouldn't care.  And if the whore that kissed him happened to 'accidently' get caught in a burning building, or ended up in a 'tragic' car collision, if would be completely coincidental.
It's already happened before.  Why should it matter if he did it again?

43) What is your favourite type of music?
Rock, and classic grudge.  Nothing quite like the grating voice of Kurt Cobain, one of the dozen people on my list of bearable human beings.  Lake of Fire might have even nudged him into 'acceptable'.
I don't agree with most of Hailey's music, but I will agree on Nirvana.  Heart Shaped Box is touching in its own... troubled... way.

44) No one cares about you...
Good.  I don't give a shit about them either!
*bites lip* N-now you're just being mean again.

45) Where do you want to be right now?
Shoving Batsy's own balls down his throat, then dancing a jig on his ribcage.  Hey, a girl can dream.
At home.  With a family, my family.  With him.  Sane, for real, for once.

46) What are you, in your love’s opinion?
*seething rage comes out in jumble of obscene threats to the questioner*
Nonexistent.  Temporary.  The alternative.  The mistake. *starts to tear up again*

47) You just walked into a room with two people having sex; what do you do?
Depends on who it is.  If they annoy me (chances are they do), then I kill them both and rearrange their bodies in provocative positions for the cops to find.  If they don't, well, who's gonna pass up a free screw?
*tears dry up with beet red blush* Leave and hope they NEVER realize I was there.

48) What do you do for a living?
Work for the Joker.  Best.  Job.  Ever.  Free boarding, entertainment, food, sex... oh yea.  And the baby demonseed.  Best job ever EXCEPT for the demonseed.
Hailey is the one with the "job", I suppose.  I'm more of the one who keeps us fed and semi-hygienic.

49) You are in jail; what do you do?
PSH.  Like I haven't been here before!  Wait to be broken out, or, if Joker's in a bad mood, chat it up with ol' Gordy for a while before faking a psychotic breakdown and when they come with the sedative, grab the syringe and take a hostage.  Piece of pie.
Have a minor panic attack, like I always do.  Then wait for Hailey to get us out.  I always feel bad for Mr. Gordon, he works so hard even without having to put up with her....

50) Wanna party with me?
Hell yea.  Just make sure you can keep up with me, when I party I go out with no intention of remembering the night at all the next morning.
Oh!  Is it a birthday party?  A tea party?!  I've always loved tea parties!

51) This quiz is over...
Lying son offa bitch
Translation: "No, it's not."

52) You know I’m just kidding...
Oh, really?  I had no idea, jeepers, you sure had me going!  It wasn't as if it was FUCKIN' OBVIOUS BY THE THREE QUESTIONS BELOW IT or anything!!!
I think that doesn't need translation.  And to be honest, I sympathize with her a little. *forces a patient smile*

53) Now, for real, this quiz is over....
This is such a freaking waste of my time.
*forced smile becomes strained*

54) Bye!
And don't come back, ya bastard!!! *throws hands in air dramatically*
Yes... maybe it's best you don't come back for a while.... *cautious look at seething Hailey*

56) Special ability or mad skillz?
Tearing.  Out.  Your.  Brains.  Through your eye sockets.  If you don't leave me alone.  Right.  Now.
I can disappear off the face of the psychological earth for seven years straight.  Ta da... *halfhearted jazz hands*

57)  Did you learn anything about yourself from taking this quiz?
I like killing people.  And having sex.  A LOT.
And I really need to work on moving on with my life. *sigh*

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Well, that took forever.  And now you all have a little taste of one (two?) of my least screwed up characters!  That's right: LEAST.

Oh, and before people start assuming these characters are really "my inner thoughts trying to escape" or something, yea Hailey has my name (lolfail), but that doesn't mean I'm like her or want to be.  Just sayin'.

I TAG and FOR THIS FREAKING LONG OC MEME.  DO ITTTTT.

Maybe someday I'll actually update my journal with something useful....

'Til then, goodbye my pretties!  O3O
--Outcast